Men, don’t say this to your wife. Especially when she’s 6 months postpartum.
“Honey–” as you grab the blubber left on her belly. Her sweet baby ‘phat’ “–Are you sure you’re not pregnant?”
And after your wife gives you a look that could kill you, please, don’t tempt her to do the real thing by backpedaling off a cliff–
“I mean, maybe just a couple of months?”
Now my question… Who’s going to bail me out of jail?