I’m a hypochondriac. I self-diagnose myself with all kinds of diseases. From brain tumors and femoral torsion to dyslexia and narcolepsy… I also am pretty sure I have a heart disease because my limbs are too long and a doctor told me that once. I think I’m bi-polar and could have some kind neurodegenerative disease that causes amnesia. That’s just the short list. Basically any new disease I hear about is the reason I am the way I am. I’ve had to tone my doctor’s visits down a bit since I’ve been married and had to pay my own co-pay but I still make an occasional visit to make sure I don’t have cancer.