|Dress: (the one that cost me 8 hours and 80 f-bombs); Bow: Blooming Bows|
She says: “We should change it up this year and get a real tree for once.”
He says: “No, they’re too messy, besides, we already have a tree.”
She says: “They aren’t messy. And they smell good.”
He says: “Maybe next year.”
… Repeat next year.
What say you? Real or fake?