Lil’ J has had Halloween costumes in mind for our family since last November. She decided we could all be characters from a Disney movie and settled on characters from Peter Pan.
Turns out what she had in mind for daddy’s costume is not what he had in mind. And she didn’t like that.
He says: What do you want to be for Halloween?
She says: I’m going to be Tinkerbell & you can be Peter Pan & Mom can be–
He says: I’m not going to be Peter Pan.
She says: Why not?
He says: Because…
She says: Ok you can be Captain Hook because you’re good at being mean.