She says: “Why don’t you love me like Edward loves Bella?”
He says: “…”
She says: “He’s totally obsessed with her and you don’t seem that obsessed with me.”
He says: “First off, I’m not a vampire. Secondly, we actually have lives, and jobs and things that get in the way.”
She says: “I guess that’s true. All they have to worry about are werewolves, the vampire hierarchy, and obsessing over each other.”