She says: “I really think you should cut back on your caffeine consumption.”
He says: *silence*
She says: “Especially energy drinks, I read an article that says too much caffeine can cause deformities in your sperm.”
He says: “That’s a load of crap.”
She says: “It’s true. And it kills them.”
He says: “I was drinking more caffeine than ever when we got pregnant with [Lil’ J].”
She says: “Well, we were lucky she wasn’t one of your deformed swimmers.”
He didn’t keep arguing with me but the next day, instead of stocking up on energy drinks as usual, he came home with Gatorade and caffeine-free “energy” stuff.
What say you?
I’ll admit, I can’t find any solid data from an official source that says caffeine is bad for the little swimmers (I actually read a one that said it would help them swim faster) but the way I see it, quitting can’t hurt.
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